January 2010
7 posts
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As yall know, today is Martin Luther King Jr Day. He was a leader who was assassinated, but had a pretty chill vision of ‘all humans chilling together even if we don’t have the same racial skin…
December 2009
3 posts
October 2009
7 posts
September 2009
14 posts
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley (via destinedfordust)
two words:
slime trail.
August 2009
11 posts
'meaning'
kel: yes
SPOON IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW IN OUR HOUSE
em: hah, i was listening to them earlier
kel: MSSR VALENTINE
em: nice.
kel: QUALITY
em: tell britt daniels i love him
kel: BRITT
HEY BRITT
em: in a non-platonic way
kel: WAKE UP BRITT
em: HAHA
kel: i think he od'd
em: WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
kel: YESE
he just wanted to have a 'meaningful ' night
but maybe also 'get some'
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS BRITT
em: oh, britt, i could show you 'meaningful' beyond any drug...
why'd you have to go and do that?
kel: oh he's waking up
he wants to know how tumblr makes money
annnnnnnnnd he's out again
em: VIP service soon to be rolled out
just whisper it in his ear
kel: lulz
em: he's just faking it anyway
kel: AHHHH I BENT DOWN TO WHISPER AND HE GRABBED ME
HALLLLLLLPPPPPPP
em: did he touch you inappropriately?
kel: ...is it inappropriate if i like it
em: yes.
MINE.
kel: TUMBLR....IS....A...WEBSITE
em: both of you.
kel: noooooo he's all puking up whiskey and sparks and glitter
em: lol
kel: not the drink sparks either
actual sparks
IS HE A ROBOT
em: i told him not to drink that lone star after all that whiskey
damnit britt, you never listen to me!
nah, we gave him chalmydia very carefully to make sure he was mammalian.
do me a favor
speak khoualllla to him and see what happens.
kel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE TURNED INTO CONOR OBERST
WHAT HAVE I DONE
em: quickly! play the theremin!
kel: the soothing sounds of the theremin have transformed him into jeff mangum
SHIT HE DISAPPEARED
em: ok, we're getting there
yells after him IT'S GONNA BE OK, BRITT
WE'LL FIND YOU
kel: THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
em: all right, galactic trendsetters, it's time to go on a journey!
everyone put on your psychonaut helmets
kel: LAST TIME I JUST STAYED WITH CONOR OBERST
em: WE'RE GOING INTO THE 5TH DIMENSION TO GET HIM
kel: AT LEAST HE HAD COKE
em: ok, kelly. supplies: we need a flashlight, a fleshlight, a texas flag, 20 shotgun shells, 2 cases of lone star beer, and a mule in the space ship.
WE HAVE TO MOVE!
oh and rope
lots of rope
kel: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
em: including some twizzlers rope
kel: i am laughing so hard
best list
em: yeah, we pretty much rule
kel: oh wait there's britt
never mind
em: quick, grab the rope!
kel: can i eat these twizzlers
oh
em: make a lasso
kel: hahahahaha
em: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere britt britt brit
kel: he's distracted by the flag
em: sookie sookie!
good! keep waving it!
kel: and the fleshlight
i threw it to him and he caught it
....
NOT WITH HIS HANDS
em: nice work!
kel: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD ON ANY LONGER
em: fashion the other end of the lasso to the mule. let him do the pulling!
kel: JUST WANT TO EAT TWIZZLERS AND WATCH TEH BIG LEBOWSKI
em: i knew you were weak, that's why i brought samuel here.
: pats the mule:
kel: s...s...samuel?
em: : mule snorts, kicks its heels :
(samuel is the mule)
kel: /me cries
em: it's ok, sweetie
just go eat the twizzlers
kel: WHY DOESN'T GCHAT LET ME USE IRC CONVENTIONS
em: you can sit right over there
kel: /ME JUST LOOKS STUPID
WHERE'S CONOR
em: i dunno, but meebo just put an asterik in front of your name both times you tried
kel: oh
em: ah. sniffle your nose three times.
1...
kel: LOL
em: 2...
3!
kel: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
em: hark! who's that waif-like shadow in the distance.
kel: i'll send out sad waves
em: methinks i hear a quavering voice trying to sing, slightly cracking, due to too-tight pants
kel: i hope he saved some coke
annnnnnd scene.
July 2009
11 posts
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